Aug 20 2:21 ( 158 )

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

Aug 20 1:53 ( 323980 )

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

Aug 20 1:25 ( 160587 )

interquast:

there is just so much suffering and sadness and horrible things in the world, so much useless and pointless suffering. please spend your time on this earth making people feel loved. please love one another. reach out to someone who is hurting. appreciate others, and love others. there’s too much useless sadness in this world.

Aug 20 0:56 ( 29825 )

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

Aug 20 0:28 ( 29958 )

missinga:

No one can argue that his logic is sound… 

Aug 19 23:32 ( 271606 )

scotsmcall:

i consider 80% of my mutuals my friends even though we have never talked just to let u guys know

Aug 19 23:03 ( 37194 )

mclennonlovers:

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.

Aug 19 22:35 ( 341922 )

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

Aug 19 22:07 ( 543885 )

annabellehector:

wanna bet

Aug 19 21:39 ( 14771 )

wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

image

 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

Aug 19 21:10 ( 210974 )

For those who don’t understand social anxiety:

ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

Aug 19 20:42 ( 47608 )

ca: tws + text posts pt 2 (pt 1)

Aug 19 20:14 ( 4303 )

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

Aug 19 19:46 ( 545774 )

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon
Aug 19 19:17 ( 36676 )
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